First Edition
| Card Name | Cow on a Trash Farm |
| Type | Loot Deck |
| Card Text | Choose a player. Until the start of their next turn, their character is named Cow and loses all abilities and each item they control is named Trash and loses all abilities, except eternal. |
| Category | Miscellaneous Loot |
| Game Mode(s) | All Game Modes |
| Set | Warp Zones  |
| Released | 2022 |
| Language(s) | English, French, German, Italian, Spanish |
| Background Artist | Yazawa Akio |
| Card Artist | TikaratheMew |
This card was unlocked by completing The Closet social goals during the Requiem Kickstarter.